black-nata:

BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.



frostingpeetaswounds:

that one character you would literally die for to protect if they were real



whoredinarygirl:

if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”



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forever:

why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do



weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.