BREAKING NEWS FROM SDCC: MARVEL STAR CHRIS EVANS ON A LEFT BOOB GRAB RAMPAGE. FIVE PEOPLE ARE DEAD. THIRTY ARE CRITICAL. NO LEFT BOOB IS SAFE.
that one character you would literally die for to protect if they were real
if anybody ever tells you that you suck, look them straight in the eyes and say “not for free”
why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.